hellybear
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im on a roll today.. here is another... old but good!!!
three army men in the dessert 1,english captain,1scots corpral,1irish solider. driving through the dessert the army truck breaks down so the english captain says,right im taking control of this situation,and im having all the water out of the radiator! the scots corpral says why you having all the water out of the radiator for? the english captain replies so when it gets to hot i wont die of thirst" .......
right says the scotsman,im having all the oil out of the engine!
why you having the oil out of the engine replies the irish solider?
so when it gets to hot i can rub the oil over my body so i dont get sun burnt replies the scotsman..............
then all of a sudden the irish solider says right im going to have the passenger door then!
the english captain replies what do you want with a passenger door?
the irish solider says ,so when it to hot i can wound the window down!!!!
:D
three army men in the dessert 1,english captain,1scots corpral,1irish solider. driving through the dessert the army truck breaks down so the english captain says,right im taking control of this situation,and im having all the water out of the radiator! the scots corpral says why you having all the water out of the radiator for? the english captain replies so when it gets to hot i wont die of thirst" .......
right says the scotsman,im having all the oil out of the engine!
why you having the oil out of the engine replies the irish solider?
so when it gets to hot i can rub the oil over my body so i dont get sun burnt replies the scotsman..............
then all of a sudden the irish solider says right im going to have the passenger door then!
the english captain replies what do you want with a passenger door?
the irish solider says ,so when it to hot i can wound the window down!!!!
:D