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Blowjob Etiquette for Men
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.
2. So if you get one, be grateful.
3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face.
4.No, I DON'T have to swallow.
5. My ears are NOT handles.
6.Do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally,do you really WANT puke on your dick?
7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart.
8. Having my period does not mean that it's bLOW JOB week- get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like **** so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now.
9. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just wrecked it for you.
10. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we're good at it. See also rule about gratitude.
11. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about the protein content.
12. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV, smoke a cigarette, drink, etc...
13. Just because it's awake when you get up does not mean I have to kiss it good morning
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.
2. So if you get one, be grateful.
3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face.
4.No, I DON'T have to swallow.
5. My ears are NOT handles.
6.Do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally,do you really WANT puke on your dick?
7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart.
8. Having my period does not mean that it's bLOW JOB week- get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like **** so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now.
9. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just wrecked it for you.
10. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we're good at it. See also rule about gratitude.
11. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about the protein content.
12. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV, smoke a cigarette, drink, etc...
13. Just because it's awake when you get up does not mean I have to kiss it good morning