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Lolo1982
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What did the grape say when it got run over?

Nothing, it just let out a little moan :D



What do Eskimos get from sitting on ice for too long?

Polaroids :D




A guy walks into a pub with a lump of asphalt on his shoulder. He says to the barman : 'Give us a pint - and one for the road.' :D