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Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and
jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such
as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable
programs, and now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6
simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What
can I do?
Signed, Desperate
Reply. . .
Dear Desperate:
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operation system.
Try entering the command C:\I_THOUGHT_YOU_LOVED_ME.EXE and download
Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0
should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and
Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad
program that will create Snoringloudly.wav files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another
Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
additional software to improve memory and performance.
Good Luck, Tech Support
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and
jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such
as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable
programs, and now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6
simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What
can I do?
Signed, Desperate
Reply. . .
Dear Desperate:
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operation system.
Try entering the command C:\I_THOUGHT_YOU_LOVED_ME.EXE and download
Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0
should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and
Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad
program that will create Snoringloudly.wav files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another
Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
additional software to improve memory and performance.
Good Luck, Tech Support