Two eggs

[Maria]

Two eggs boiling in a pan.
One says, "I've got a huge crack."
The other replies, "Stop teasing me, I'm not f*cking hard yet."

[Vickyx]

Lmao!!! Ooh I giggled loads!!! :D
xxx

[hannahdemi]

lol the simplist things amuse me. xxx

[sammy jayne]

omg that made me really giggle