Pregnant with swine flu!

[sexi-lil-lisa]

hey girls

Just so bored at the minute. Found out i got swine flu and because im pregnant aswell i got to lay in bed unless i need to pee. Its driving me up the wall. I cant work, i cant go singing, i cant even see my mates. And still the ex OH doesnt give 2 hoops that i got swine flu while pregnant with his baby. What is it with men?? Anybody got anything that will cheer me up because im so bored its unbelieveable.

Cheers girls

xx

[priscilla]

That sounds rubbish hon, so sorry! Hope you feel better soon, it doesn't affect the baby does it?

Fairly awful swine flu jokes for you:

A lion, a bear and a pig are in the pub, showing off.
The lion claims, "I'm the mightiest creature on the planet, I roar and the plains shake."
The bear claims, "I'm the mightiest creature on the planet, I roar and the forests shake."
The pig replied, "Nah, I'm the mightiest creature on the planet, I cough and the whole world wets itself..."

This little piggy went to market
This little piggy stayed at home
this little piggy had roast beef
This little piggy had none
and this little piggy went "cough, sneeze" and the whole world's media went mad over the imminent destruction of the human race, and every journalist found out that they didn't have to do too much work if they just did "Find 'bird', replace with 'swine'" on all their saved articles from a year ago, er, all the way home.

Apparently, the BBC reports that the symptoms of Swine Flu are intense sweating, incoherent speech, pungent body odour and fatigue. I always knew there was something odd about Gordon Brown...

xxx

[Martz]

Awww thats rubbish hun. I was laid up in bed last week under doctors orders...complete bedrest. It's soooo boring!!!!

Hope you recover and allowed to be up and about soon xxxxx

[sexi-lil-lisa]

Just rang the doctors to let them know about the swine flu and pregnancy thing and the woman on the phone practically had a heart attack lol should i be worried about the baby????

[pinktulips]

bloody hell hun.
i have just got over swine flu its awful.
have you got your antivirals? if so you should pick up in a few days.

as for the ex, he needs a rocket up his jacksee !!

[Vickyx]

I agree with Andrea about your ex :eek:

Aww that must be horrible though, hope you get better soon!!!

xxx