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I think that some of the cleaner jokes are funnier than the naughty jokes....
So what is the funniest CLEANEST joke you know??
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ok heres a joke in itself - Emi-lou is so blonde she wrote a post for general chat and posted it in the wrong place - lol -hmmmmm could one of you lovely moderators move it please!!!! hahaha
lol emi! thats quite funny!!!!
okies my fave joke.. why did the jelly tot go to school?!... to become a smartie!!
im easily pleased..sorry its lame!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Cause he was feeling crumby. (crummy)
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
Why did Tigger look into the toilet?
Cause he was trying to find Pooh.
2 oranges walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says "Your (you're) round"
Works better when it's not written down!
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Patient - Dr Dr I feel like a pair of curtains
Dr - Well pull your self together man!!
Boom Boom
What do you call somebody else's cheese???
Nach-yoo cheeese! :D
my mum found this and i am amused very easily.
How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb???
Who cares they never get the house anyway
LOL
Two blondes lock there keys in the car. One blonde tries to break in while the other watches. After a while the first blonde said "darn it i can't get in". The second blonde replied "Well keep trying because it looks like its going to rain and the roof is down"
LOL
Did you hear about the magical tractor?
It went down the lane and turned into a field.
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it in the oven until its bill withers...
A horse walked into a bar
The barman said, "why the long face?"
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