Rachel
,
A young man called Peter invited his mother for dinner, during the
> > course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome
> > Peter's flat mate, Simon, was.
> >
> >
> >
> > She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this
> > only made her more curious.
> >
> >
> >
> > Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
> > started to wonder if there was more between Peter and his flat mate than
> > met the eye.
> >
> >
> >
> > Reading his mum's thoughts, Peter volunteered, "I know what you must be
> > thinking, but I assure you, Simon & I are just flat mates".
> >
> >
> >
> > About a week later, Simon came to Peter saying, "Ever since your mother
> > came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't
> > suppose she took it do you?"
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "Well I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her just to be sure" said Peter. So he
> > sat down and wrote:
> >
> >
> >
> > DEAR MOTHER,
> >
> >
> >
> > I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE, I'M NOT
> >
> > SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE Frying Pan BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT
> >
> > IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.
> >
> >
> >
> > LOVE PETER
> >
> >
> >
> > Several days later, Peter received an email from his mother which read:
> >
> >
> >
> > DEAR SON,
> >
> >
> >
> > I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT
> >
> > YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF HE WAS
> >
> >
> >
> > SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW.
> >
> >
> >
> > LOVE MUM
> > course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome
> > Peter's flat mate, Simon, was.
> >
> >
> >
> > She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this
> > only made her more curious.
> >
> >
> >
> > Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
> > started to wonder if there was more between Peter and his flat mate than
> > met the eye.
> >
> >
> >
> > Reading his mum's thoughts, Peter volunteered, "I know what you must be
> > thinking, but I assure you, Simon & I are just flat mates".
> >
> >
> >
> > About a week later, Simon came to Peter saying, "Ever since your mother
> > came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't
> > suppose she took it do you?"
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "Well I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her just to be sure" said Peter. So he
> > sat down and wrote:
> >
> >
> >
> > DEAR MOTHER,
> >
> >
> >
> > I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE, I'M NOT
> >
> > SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE Frying Pan BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT
> >
> > IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.
> >
> >
> >
> > LOVE PETER
> >
> >
> >
> > Several days later, Peter received an email from his mother which read:
> >
> >
> >
> > DEAR SON,
> >
> >
> >
> > I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT
> >
> > YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF HE WAS
> >
> >
> >
> > SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW.
> >
> >
> >
> > LOVE MUM