Kate-Marie
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Matthew just told me this joke over the phone had to thread it as its so terrible
There was a baby ballon a daddy ballon and a mummy ballon
The baby balloon was scared one night so went to sleep with his parents, as he snuck into their bed he tried to wriggle inbetween them but couldn't he tried each side but still couldnt get in.
He let some air out of himself and then tried again but still couldnt fit so he let more air out but still no success,
so he let some air out of his dad tried again but still couldnt get between them,
He then let some air out of his mother and SUCCESS he got between them and fell asleep
The next day his father said to him, what do you think your doing? Your far to old to be sleeping in a bed with us we feel really dissapointed
Not only have you let yourself down
But you let your mother and i down too!
my god how bad is that
There was a baby ballon a daddy ballon and a mummy ballon
The baby balloon was scared one night so went to sleep with his parents, as he snuck into their bed he tried to wriggle inbetween them but couldn't he tried each side but still couldnt get in.
He let some air out of himself and then tried again but still couldnt fit so he let more air out but still no success,
so he let some air out of his dad tried again but still couldnt get between them,
He then let some air out of his mother and SUCCESS he got between them and fell asleep
The next day his father said to him, what do you think your doing? Your far to old to be sleeping in a bed with us we feel really dissapointed
Not only have you let yourself down
But you let your mother and i down too!
my god how bad is that