cringe it's bad

[carly]

>> A young Native American woman went to a doctor for
>> her first ever
>> physical exam. After checking all of her vitals and
>> running the usual
>> tests, the doctor said, "Well, Running Doe, you are
>> in fine health. I
>> could find no problems. I did notice one
>> abnormality however."
>>
>> "Oh, what is that, Doctor?"
>> "Well, you have no nipples."
>>
>> "None of the people in my tribe have nipples," she
>> replied.
>>
>> "That is amazing," said the doctor. "I'd like to
>> write this up for The
>> South Dakota Journal of Medicine if you don't mind.
>>
>> She said, "OK."
>>
>> "First of all" asked the doctor, "how many people
>> are in your tribe?"
>>
>> She answered, "Approximately 500."
>>
>> "And what is the name of your tribe?" asked the
>> doctor. *
>>
>> Running Doe replied, "We're called .......
>> (I really do hate to do this to you)
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> "The Indiannippleless Five Hundred"
>>