Kate-Marie
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A blonde, a brunette and a
redhead are stuck on an island.
One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a
magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.
The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have
one."
The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my
husband, and my life. I just want to go home."
POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family.
Then, the red head says, "I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss
my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too."
POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family.
The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.
The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?"
The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."
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The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said,"That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating."
Sally raised her hand. She said "My family went to see the Tower of London and I was fascinated." The teacher replied "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate." Little Johnny raised his hand.
The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.
She finally decided that there was no way he could damage the word fascinate, so she called on him. Little Johnny said "My Aunt Jamie has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.
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redhead are stuck on an island.
One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a
magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.
The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have
one."
The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my
husband, and my life. I just want to go home."
POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family.
Then, the red head says, "I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss
my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too."
POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family.
The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.
The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?"
The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."
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The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said,"That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating."
Sally raised her hand. She said "My family went to see the Tower of London and I was fascinated." The teacher replied "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate." Little Johnny raised his hand.
The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.
She finally decided that there was no way he could damage the word fascinate, so she called on him. Little Johnny said "My Aunt Jamie has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.
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