Deer Meat

[Maria]

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.

Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of
meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The kids were
eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so begged their dad for
the clue.
"Well" the father said, "It's what mummy calls me sometimes"

The little girl screams, "Don't eat it.... its a f*cking
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