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One day at the end of class, little Johnny's teacher gives the students homework: think of a story and then tell the moral of that story.
The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story, little Suzy raises her hand.
"My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road."
The teacher asks for the moral of the story. Suzy replies, "The moral is: Don't put all your eggs in one basket."
Next is little Lucy. "Well my dad owns a farm too, and every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last time only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched."
The teacher again asks for the moral of the story, to which Lucy replies, "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched."
Little Johnny raises his hand. "Yes Johnny, you have a story?"
"Yeah. My dad fought in the Vietnam War. His plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed with only a case of beer, a machine gun, and a machete. On the way down, he drank the case of beer. Unfortunately, he landed right in the middle of 100 Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun. But he ran out of bullets, so he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more. But the blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands."
The teacher, silent with shock at the story, asks Johnny what could possibly be the moral to his story.
Johnny replies, "Don't **** with my dad when he's been drinking."
The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story, little Suzy raises her hand.
"My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road."
The teacher asks for the moral of the story. Suzy replies, "The moral is: Don't put all your eggs in one basket."
Next is little Lucy. "Well my dad owns a farm too, and every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last time only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched."
The teacher again asks for the moral of the story, to which Lucy replies, "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched."
Little Johnny raises his hand. "Yes Johnny, you have a story?"
"Yeah. My dad fought in the Vietnam War. His plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed with only a case of beer, a machine gun, and a machete. On the way down, he drank the case of beer. Unfortunately, he landed right in the middle of 100 Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun. But he ran out of bullets, so he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more. But the blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands."
The teacher, silent with shock at the story, asks Johnny what could possibly be the moral to his story.
Johnny replies, "Don't **** with my dad when he's been drinking."