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shivi
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Delia's Way
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone
to prevent ice-cream drips.

The Real Woman's Way
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for
God's sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your
feet up eating it anyway.

Delia's Way
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag
with the potatoes.

The Real Woman's Way
Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year.

Delia's Way
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a
bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white
mess on the outside of the cake.

The Real Woman's Way
Tescos' sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.

Delia's Way
If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still
cooking, drop in a potato slice.

The Real Woman's Way
If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough
sh!t. Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: "I
made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it
tastes."

Delia's Way
Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the
refrigerator and it will keep for weeks

The Real Woman's Way
It could keep forever. Who eats it?

Delia's Way
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it
on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

The Real Woman's Way
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it
in 8 ounces of vodka. Drink th e vodka. You might still have
the headache, but you wont give a sh*t?

Delia's Way
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex
dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes
opening jars easy.

The Real Woman's Way
Why do I have a man?

Finally the most important tip

Delia's Way
Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in
casseroles

The Real Woman's Way
left over wine???? Helllloooo!

mrspercy
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the real woman bit is so true