Twinkle
,
An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, are in California. Bert
always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on
sale, he buys them and wears them home, walking proudly. He walks
into the house and says to his wife: 'Notice anything different
about me?'
Margaret looks him over, 'Nope.'
Frustrated, Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back
into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again he asks,
a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'
Margaret looks up and says, ' Bert, what's different? It's hanging
down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down
again tomorrow.'
Furious, Bert yells, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN,
MARGARET?'
'Nope', she replies.
'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!'
Margaret replies... 'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a
hat.'
always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on
sale, he buys them and wears them home, walking proudly. He walks
into the house and says to his wife: 'Notice anything different
about me?'
Margaret looks him over, 'Nope.'
Frustrated, Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back
into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again he asks,
a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'
Margaret looks up and says, ' Bert, what's different? It's hanging
down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down
again tomorrow.'
Furious, Bert yells, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN,
MARGARET?'
'Nope', she replies.
'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!'
Margaret replies... 'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a
hat.'