New jokes!!

[Mazzz]

Come on people, it's February, it's cold, it's grey, we need cheering up I reckon! Anyone have any good jokes??? :)

[Emzy]

i agree, but i dont know any good jokes lol xxx

[Mazzz]

Me neither... and looks like no-one else does but the looks of it!

I do know a rubbish joke though...

2 snowmen in a field. One says to the other "can you smell carrots?"

See, told you it was rubbish!

[emma-jane84]

more of a quiz thingy..

There was a man that rode to town on friday he stayed 3 days... What day did he come back?



There are six eggs in the basket. Six people each take one of the eggs. How can it be that one egg is left in the basket?


If you were alone in a deserted house at night, and there was an oil lamp, a candle and firewood and you only have one match, which would you light first?

[Mazzz]

more of a quiz thingy..

There was a man that rode to town on friday he stayed 3 days... What day did he come back?



There are six eggs in the basket. Six people each take one of the eggs. How can it be that one egg is left in the basket?


If you were alone in a deserted house at night, and there was an oil lamp, a candle and firewood and you only have one match, which would you light first?

Um....
Monday...?
They each take an egg and put the same one back, so they all pick up the same egg...?
The candle...? (Not sure why, a guess...!)
Am I right?

[emma-jane84]

Um....
Monday...?
They each take an egg and put the same one back, so they all pick up the same egg...?
The candle...? (Not sure why, a guess...!)
Am I right?

ooooo so close......yet so far away!!! lol.xx

[Mazzz]

Oooh I wanna know! Come on girls, get involved, see if you can crack it as I obviously didn't! :) xx

[emi-lou]

more of a quiz thingy..

There was a man that rode to town on friday he stayed 3 days... What day did he come back?

Sunday

There are six eggs in the basket. Six people each take one of the eggs. How can it be that one egg is left in the basket?

I agree that one person put one back :D

If you were alone in a deserted house at night, and there was an oil lamp, a candle and firewood and you only have one match, which would you light first?

I wouldnt light any I would turn the lights on as you said it was deserted not powerless hehe

[Emzy]

more of a quiz thingy..

There was a man that rode to town on friday he stayed 3 days... What day did he come back?



There are six eggs in the basket. Six people each take one of the eggs. How can it be that one egg is left in the basket?


If you were alone in a deserted house at night, and there was an oil lamp, a candle and firewood and you only have one match, which would you light first?

it doesnt say that he comes back, just said he stays 3 days so could have gone elsewhere

urm not sure about the eggs, i'd say maybe two people picked the same egg?

and i'd say the match, so you can light all the other stuff.