shivi
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Duck walks into a bar, climbs up on the stool, and says to the barman
"Got any bread?"
The bar man who is a bit confused says
"No sorry we dont have any bread"
So the duck climbs off the stool and walks out the bar.
An hour later the duck walks back into the bar, climbs up on the stool and says to the barman
"Got any bread?"
The barman-who is still a bit confused- says
"Are you that duck that was just in here? I told you we dont have any bread!"
So the duck climbs off the stool and walks out the bar.
An hour later again the duck walks back into the bar, climbs up on the stool and says to the barman
"Got any bread?"
Again the barman who is getting slightly annoyed by this says,
"No for the 3rd time we dont have any bread!"
So the duck gets off the bar stool and waddles out the door.
Another hour passes and the duck is back in again, climbs up on to the bar stool and says,
"Got any bread?"
"No we dont have any bloody bread" the barman replies," I swear if u ask me that one more time I will nail your beak to the counter!!!"
So the duck climbs off the bar stool and walks out the bar.
Another hour passes again and the duck appears back on the bar stool. The barman shouts at him,
"You better not be in here asking for more bread!!!"
"No" replies the duck, "Got any Nails?"
Puzzles by this remark the barman replies No.
"Good" says the duck, "Got any bread?"
I know its **** but i love it!!!:D
"Got any bread?"
The bar man who is a bit confused says
"No sorry we dont have any bread"
So the duck climbs off the stool and walks out the bar.
An hour later the duck walks back into the bar, climbs up on the stool and says to the barman
"Got any bread?"
The barman-who is still a bit confused- says
"Are you that duck that was just in here? I told you we dont have any bread!"
So the duck climbs off the stool and walks out the bar.
An hour later again the duck walks back into the bar, climbs up on the stool and says to the barman
"Got any bread?"
Again the barman who is getting slightly annoyed by this says,
"No for the 3rd time we dont have any bread!"
So the duck gets off the bar stool and waddles out the door.
Another hour passes and the duck is back in again, climbs up on to the bar stool and says,
"Got any bread?"
"No we dont have any bloody bread" the barman replies," I swear if u ask me that one more time I will nail your beak to the counter!!!"
So the duck climbs off the bar stool and walks out the bar.
Another hour passes again and the duck appears back on the bar stool. The barman shouts at him,
"You better not be in here asking for more bread!!!"
"No" replies the duck, "Got any Nails?"
Puzzles by this remark the barman replies No.
"Good" says the duck, "Got any bread?"
I know its **** but i love it!!!:D