tearblueheart
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Bloke goes to doctors having problems with premature ejaculations and is told when you feel yourself cuming give yourself a fright by firing a starter pistol in the air to prolong the sex.
2 days later the doctor sees him again and asks how it went.
Bloke says not good...... I did a 69er then felt myself start to cum, so i fired the gun. My wife shat on my face, bit my bell end off and the milkman came out of the wardrobe with his hands up!!!!!!!!
2 days later the doctor sees him again and asks how it went.
Bloke says not good...... I did a 69er then felt myself start to cum, so i fired the gun. My wife shat on my face, bit my bell end off and the milkman came out of the wardrobe with his hands up!!!!!!!!