Shopping for condoms

[tearblueheart]

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.

"Olympic condoms?" she asks, "What makes them so special?"
"There are three colors," he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."

"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily.
"Gold of course," says the man proudly.

The wife responds, "Really, why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!"

[zoepatterson]

thats a good one! lol
i thought teachers were wholesome people you know,you`ve changed my whole opinion of them!!!
i can`t look my lads teachers in the eye now,just imagining them giving BJs to their OH`s and getting squirted with cream!!!!! lol :o

[shivi]

thats a good one LOL!:D

[mrspercy]

love that one:)