lucindajayne
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how to shower like a woman...
take off clothes and place them in sectioned laundry basket according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. if you see husband along the way, cover up an exposed areas. look at you womanly physique in the mirror- make mental note to do more sit ups/leg lifts etc. get in the shower. use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long lofah, wid loofah and pumice stone. wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. ash your hair again to make sure its clean. condition it with grapefruit and mint conditioner enhanced. wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. rinse conditioner off hair. shave arm pits and legs. turn off shower. squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. spray mould pots with tile cleaner. get out of shower. dry with towel the size of a small country. wrap hair in super absorbant towel. return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. if you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas....
how to shower like a man....
take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. walk naked to bathroom. if you see wife along the way shake willy at her making the "woo woo" sound. look at your manly physique in the mirror. admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum. get in the shower. wash your face. wash your armpits. blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. wash your bum, leaving those course bum hairs stuck on the soap.make a shampoo mohawk. wee.rinse off and get out of shower.fail to notice water on the floor because curtain was hanging out of the bath the whole time. admire willy size in the mirror again.leave shower curtain open, wet mat on the floor, light and fan n. return to bedroom with towel around waist. if you pass wife, pull off towel, shake will at her making the "woo woo" soundthrow wet towel on bed.....
I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING AT THIS CAUSE MOST OF IT'S TRUE!!!!!!!! :D
take off clothes and place them in sectioned laundry basket according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. if you see husband along the way, cover up an exposed areas. look at you womanly physique in the mirror- make mental note to do more sit ups/leg lifts etc. get in the shower. use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long lofah, wid loofah and pumice stone. wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. ash your hair again to make sure its clean. condition it with grapefruit and mint conditioner enhanced. wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. rinse conditioner off hair. shave arm pits and legs. turn off shower. squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. spray mould pots with tile cleaner. get out of shower. dry with towel the size of a small country. wrap hair in super absorbant towel. return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. if you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas....
how to shower like a man....
take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. walk naked to bathroom. if you see wife along the way shake willy at her making the "woo woo" sound. look at your manly physique in the mirror. admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum. get in the shower. wash your face. wash your armpits. blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. wash your bum, leaving those course bum hairs stuck on the soap.make a shampoo mohawk. wee.rinse off and get out of shower.fail to notice water on the floor because curtain was hanging out of the bath the whole time. admire willy size in the mirror again.leave shower curtain open, wet mat on the floor, light and fan n. return to bedroom with towel around waist. if you pass wife, pull off towel, shake will at her making the "woo woo" soundthrow wet towel on bed.....
I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING AT THIS CAUSE MOST OF IT'S TRUE!!!!!!!! :D