Rachel
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he he! Made me chuckle! :D:p
>
>>> Margaret and Bert, an elderly couple, live in California. Bert has
>>> always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on
>>> sale, he buys them and wears them home, walking proudly.
>>> He walks into the house and says to his wife; "Notice anything
>>> different about me?"
>>> Margaret looks him over and says "Nope."
>>> Frustrated, Bert storms off into the bedroom, undresses, and walks
>>> back into the room, completely naked except for the boots.
>>> Again he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different
>>> NOW!"
>>> Margaret looks up and says; "Bert, what's different? It's hanging
>>> down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down
>>> again tomorrow."
>>> Furious, Bert yells; AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S Hanging DOWN
MARGARET?"
>>> "Nope" she replies.
>>> IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!
>>> Margaret replies, "Shoulda bought a hat Bert, you shoulda bought a
hat!
>
>>> Margaret and Bert, an elderly couple, live in California. Bert has
>>> always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on
>>> sale, he buys them and wears them home, walking proudly.
>>> He walks into the house and says to his wife; "Notice anything
>>> different about me?"
>>> Margaret looks him over and says "Nope."
>>> Frustrated, Bert storms off into the bedroom, undresses, and walks
>>> back into the room, completely naked except for the boots.
>>> Again he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different
>>> NOW!"
>>> Margaret looks up and says; "Bert, what's different? It's hanging
>>> down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down
>>> again tomorrow."
>>> Furious, Bert yells; AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S Hanging DOWN
MARGARET?"
>>> "Nope" she replies.
>>> IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!
>>> Margaret replies, "Shoulda bought a hat Bert, you shoulda bought a
hat!