Twinkle
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A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first year
schoolchildren, using a bowl of fruit Polos. He gave all the children the
same kind of Polo, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by colour
and flavour.
The children began to say:
"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green..........lime,"
"Orange........orange."
Finally the professor gave them all honey Polos.
After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the
taste.
"Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may
sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled:
"Oh My God!!!! They're arse-holes!!"
schoolchildren, using a bowl of fruit Polos. He gave all the children the
same kind of Polo, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by colour
and flavour.
The children began to say:
"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green..........lime,"
"Orange........orange."
Finally the professor gave them all honey Polos.
After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the
taste.
"Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may
sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled:
"Oh My God!!!! They're arse-holes!!"