shivi
,
There
were two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister
Mathematical (SM),
and the
other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far way
from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past
thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's
logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At
this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at he most!
What can we do?
SL: The only
logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not
working.
SL: Of course
it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He
started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what
shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one
minute.
SL: The only
logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So
the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister
Mathematical arrives
at the convent and is worried about what has happened to
Sister
Logical.
Then Sister
Logical arrives.
SM: Sister
Logical ! Thank God you are here! Tell me
what happened!
SL: The only
logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us
both,so he followed me
SM: Yes, yes!
But what happened then?
SL: The only
logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I
could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only
logical thing happened. He reached me
SM: Oh, dear!
What did you do?
SL: The only
logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh,
Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only
logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM:
Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it
logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run
faster than man with his pants down.
And for
those of you who thought it would be dirty,
I'll
pray for you!
HAVE
A BLESSED DAY!
were two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister
Mathematical (SM),
and the
other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far way
from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past
thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's
logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At
this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at he most!
What can we do?
SL: The only
logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not
working.
SL: Of course
it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He
started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what
shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one
minute.
SL: The only
logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So
the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister
Mathematical arrives
at the convent and is worried about what has happened to
Sister
Logical.
Then Sister
Logical arrives.
SM: Sister
Logical ! Thank God you are here! Tell me
what happened!
SL: The only
logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us
both,so he followed me
SM: Yes, yes!
But what happened then?
SL: The only
logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I
could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only
logical thing happened. He reached me
SM: Oh, dear!
What did you do?
SL: The only
logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh,
Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only
logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM:
Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it
logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run
faster than man with his pants down.
And for
those of you who thought it would be dirty,
I'll
pray for you!
HAVE
A BLESSED DAY!